I'm sick of hearing people complain about cell phone users. Yes, I am.
What, exactly, is wrong with me pulling out my cell phone in the grocery store to ask my roommate if we need more Kleenex? How is that different from us going shopping together and discussing which paper products to buy? Of course, I shouldn't block traffic while doing this, and it would probably be rude to loudly discuss whether we need anything from the P&G "paper products division" (aka Tampax
*), but that applies whether my conversation partner is physically with me in the store or not.
And why the heck shouldn't I talk on my cell phone while I'm stuck in traffic on the Beltway? Even if I am actually moving, I cannot believe that it's any more dangerous than eating dinner in the car, and I don't hear many people complaining about that. (If they did, I wouldn't listen. Take away my turkey sandwich and Coke at your peril. At least I don't eat salad with a fork while driving, like some people I've seen.) When I introduced my car to a parking garage pillar last week, it was because I was talking to my passenger. Absolutely, crusade against driver inattention, but don't blame it all on cell phones. Anyone I regularly call from the car can attest that I drop the phone at the first sign of traffic issues.
People shouldn't talk on cell phones during movies, in church, or at the theater, but that's because you
shouldn't talk at all in those places. Similarly, it's rude to conduct a phone call at dinner, but it's always rude to conduct a private conversation in front of people you're socializing with unless you first excuse yourself.
It is
not rude to conduct a private conversation in front of strangers, as long as you're not talking about them or inconveniencing them (e.g. by blocking their way - sidewalk-standers, I'm looking at you! - or being obnoxiously loud). I guarantee that all of these cell-phone complainers regularly have the same sort of boring conversations they complain about. It's just that their friends or spouses are there with them.
There is zero difference between me calling my mom from the post office to discuss Christmas dinner, and Mr. and Mrs. Luddite standing in line debating chestnut versus sage stuffing. Just as unnecessary, just as boring to listen to, and just as pleasant for the people participating.
I don't know why people are so against cell phones, but I have four theories.
(1) They're nosy. It's harder to listen in on a conversation when you can only hear one side of it.
(2) They fear technology. These are probably the same people who think the internet is only for perverts and credit-card thieves.
(3) They are annoyed by "clever" ring tones. This one, I can sympathize with. The vibrate function is your friend.
(4) Cell phone users tend to be loud. I think this is true, actually, though not an inherent property of cell phones. People haven't realized that those little mics are fairly powerful, and there's no need to shout to be heard across the vast distances separating you from Aunt Minnie in Tacoma. (Isn't technology great?) But I think I'm more often annoyed by loud talkers who aren't on cell phones. Inside voices, people! So yeah, people should modulate their voices, but you shouldn't blame jerkiness on cell phones.
I'm absolutely in favor of
allowing cell phone use on airplanes. You can tell noisy people to shut up, you know. In fact, the flight attendants do so now during overnight flights. It makes no difference whether they're being noisy with a seatmate or with Bob in San Jose. Amtrak also has a good solution to this: provide a quiet area where bright lights and loud conversation are both discouraged. (As you might imagine, this is my favorite place to sit.)
ADDENDUM: In fact, I'm appalled that people would even consider lobbying the FCC to keep an old rule that is not scientifically necessary, because they would be
annoyed by the consequences. Maybe we should outlaw the showing of bad movies on airplanes, too. (I'm still scarred from watching
What Women Want on the way back from Munich.)
* I had a college friend who went to work for this division. She used to bring home samples, which freaked out the guys. (The girls were pleased, since more consumer feedback in that sector is always a good thing. They recently came out with a much-improved product, and I like to think that my opinions were helpful.)
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